In an email to friends, Roger Ailes tell-all blogger Dan Cooper announced he's planning a "bombshell" for Friday: "I'm going to publish the next bit of Naked Launch at www.caos.us, and it's going to reveal the backstory of the disgusting behavior of John Gibson with regard to Heath Ledger."

Also, he's going to explain an alleged request from the Fox News chief about installing bomb-proof windows for his office, because "as soon as we're on the air, homosexual activists are going to be down there every day protesting, and who knows what the hell they'll do."

For starters, the homosexuals might issue press releases.