Good news for Tom and Katie! Looks like their best buds from England are heading right into their very own neighborhood. David and "Posh" Beckham are ditching the United Kingdom and relocating right next door to their favorite Scientologist newlyweds as soon as David's contract (with Real Madrid) is up at the end of June.
Ostensibly, the Beckhams are moving so that David can star on Los Angeles' Galaxy team, but given that David is already 31 years old and no one in the U.S. gives a crap about soccer, we're thinking it was really just an excuse to ditch boring old Madrid.
As an added bonus, however, the move will also put David and Victoria in prime position to host "exclusive" impromptu shindigs with TomKat for brand-new besties Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley!
As for the afternoons, David will be able to pass the time by dominating in a sport where everyone is a full ten years younger than he is, while Posh can look forward to spending her days shopping with Nicole RIchie and feeling "enormously fat" by comparison.
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No one cares about this fag.
Quoi?? David Beckham est magnifique! I can't wait until his face becomes plastered all over the American tabs!
Beckham a fag? I didn't know that…………..
Oh my goodness, look at Posh's chest in that picture! It's the 'Rack' of Gibraltar!
is he really gay?? has anyone heard anything conclusive on this?
no he is not gay! he cheated on victoria with his p.a rebecca loose if you dont remember and for the record he is not a 'fag' and if you dont care about him im sure they dont care cos hes making 180 million pounds anyways
Great, just what Los Angeles needs…another closeted Scientologist and his "Tits On A Stick" wife.