Not content to let the National Enquirer win just a few Scoop Wars, EIC David Perel is using his not-exactly-glossy publication to take on the competition this week. And wouldn't you know it — he's going after Us Weekly!

After the Enquirer ran an item about Selma Blair checking into rehab in its April 30 issue, Us ran its own article (in its May 21 issue), which claimed that Selma "managed to fly into the facility under the radar." As Perel's scribe reminds readers: "NOT under our radar!"

If we didn't love being petty so much ourselves, we be making fun of them.