So, we've sort of gotten used to David Zinczenko talking about G-Spots and blow jobs at 9 a.m. on the Today show. But this morning, he and some some screechy voice lady (if it wasn't Friday we might have caught her name) really shed some light on the birds and the bees. Apparently, there is a difference between men and women when it comes to how often they get busy. Sort of. It's really complicated.

Zinczenko explains that men and women both wanna' do it equally as often — about 3-4 times a week. So, what's the problem? Let Z-Man tell you how it is.

Besides girls needing to be cuddled and talked to and held and kissed (and they also like it when their partners point out "I want to have with you" instead of "I wanna' stick it in anything that moves, and you're closest right now.") But that's not the real problem. Z-Man knows the real problem has to do with the Earth's rotation around the sun.

"The good news is men and women both wanna' do it three or four times a week. The bad news, is that there are seven days in the week. And sometimes those days just don't match up."

Wow. That's some pretty heavy stuff. You know? The gays really are so lucky they don't have to deal with these types of thing.