That Claudia Cohen was best known for slinging gossip in Page Six was apparently, um, lost on Page Six, who today defends their former masthead member against the SLEAZY New York Times. The Times' smear? Daring to quote people at UPenn who aren't thrilled about a building being named after the late Cohen, courtesy ex-husband Ron Perelman exercising his naming rights after a $20 million donation in 1994. But don't worry, Richard Johnson: For the right price you'll be able to name a building at your own alma mater, Empire State College, after whomever you please. Even Ron Burkle.