As is wont to happen when big NYC media types visit anywhere other than New York, Cindy Adams, who's been having trouble getting into parties, traveled to Denver to "cover" the DNC — and bash the city she was visiting. Though she compliments Denver's lack of light pollution that lets you see the night's stars (higher elevation also helps), Adams this week described Denver as "a cow town" that "recently plummeted to 100 degrees" where "there's not lots to see." This has pissed off the locals.

Local blogger Jason Sheehan is in a huff: "Smell that? That cloying stink of morbidity, gin-soaked taffeta and Geritol? Yeah, that means the New York Post’s very own Page Six Crypt Keeper has descended on our fair city to talk shit, embarrass herself and piss me off. She’s written three columns about Denver and the DNC since arriving in town, each of them done in the choppy, borderline-retarded style of prose she invented while writing stump speeches for Lincoln back in the day."

And as anyone knows, nobody goes full retard.