As of last night's Super Tuesday primaries, Hillary Clinton has 845 delegates on her side, while Barack Obama has 765. Well, that's what the Associated Press would have you believe.

But perhaps the AP is too busy stalking just-released Britney Spears to focus on accuracy, because over at NBC, those numbers change to Clinton's 582 to Obama's 485.

But wait. CNN says Clinton has 818, while Obama has 730.

Errr, but CBS says it's Clinton with 1037, while Obama has 961.

And then there's the New York Times, which says Clinton has 21, and Obama 34.

They can't all be right, so some of them must be wrong. But to be fair to the Times, they haven't updated their count since South Carolina. Which sounds unfair to readers.