From left to right: Former MS-omething Tucker Carlson, Bill Clinton, Think Secret's Nicholas Ciarelli, Infidel and Jewel of Medina author Ayaan Hirsi Ali, CNN's Christiane Amanpour, Quadrangle Group's Steven Rattner.

Yes yes, Tina Brown's new website The Daily Beast is alive and kicking and slick and already promoting its creator. But while the site asks visitors to "Read This, Not That," we couldn't get past many of the words because … there are so many beautiful people writing for this site! Actually, that's not entirely true — some of them aren't generally inclined to be pretty people, but somehow, through the magic of skilled headshot photographers, a talented art director, and Photoshop, The Daily Beast cast a bevy of beauties who've never looked younger, more well rested, nor pumped full of Botox in their lives.

Okay, we did find one contributor not looking his best:

Huffington Post magician and Drudge Report traffic benefactor Andrew Breitbart, who can actually look quite appealing in a gruff way, appears here ready to strangle a bartender who did not mix his high ball correctly.