She may not be quite at the level of Cruiseazy crazy, but Dessarae Bradford is slowly walking the line to the loony bin. In her hit MySpace single, "I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass/The Truth About Colin Farrell" (which will never, ever stop being funny), Dessarae proclaims "Colin Farrell is my bitch. Colin Farrell is my bitch." (Seriously, listen to it.)

But after she stalked Farrell, she attempted to get a restraining order against him for stalking her, and went bonkers on the Miami Vice/Nicole Narain sex tape star during the Tonight Show, Farrell finally decided that if anyone was a bitch, it was whack attack Bradford. He finally got his own restraining order to keep the nutcase away.

Of course, Bradford didn't show up to her court date yesterday … but that didn't stop the judge from doing his public duty to protect the rich and famous.

… Judge John Reid signed an order barring her from coming within 150 yards of Farrell for three years.

The stay-away order means Bradford can't come near the "Miami Vice" star's home, work or vehicle.

We really, really do hope she's still allowed to make MySpace music, though. We're so looking forward to more "twisted puppy" lyrics.

Steer clear of 'Vice' star for 3 years, fanatic told [Lisa Munoz, Daily News]