With all the weird rumors abounding about new couples, we thought we'd update you on the latest.

In case you didn't already know, Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter are officially over, meaning their days of steaming up the camera with hot, sexy vacay pictures are done and done.

This new, albeit not particularly surprising development, left Jess free to purchase all the vibrating undies that she wants, and to strut her stuff at the Golden Globes (and cause a Cameron Diaz shit-show meltdown over Justin Timberlake), while giving Jeter free reign to cruise for his next "hot and heavy" love affair.

But here's what you probably didn't know.

Rumors are flying that, in addition to flirting with JT, Jessica Biel was being ogled, and possibly even nibbled on by Diddy, who couldn't seem to get enough of her "golden globes." And, crazier still, we're hearing that Jeter was getting all down and dirty-like with Bring It On hottie, Gabrielle Union, dry-humping her on the dance-floor to that classic, romantic slow song, "Put It In Your Mouth."

We're certainly not ones to jump to conclusions, but—at the very least—this picture of Diddy looking down Jessica Biel's dress speaks volumes about his devotion to longtime girlfriend (and mother of his new twins), Kim Porter. Of course, it remains unclear how Sienna Miller, Diddy's newest party-hopping pal, fits into all of this, but we're guessing Kim isn't exactly thrilled about that either.

Not yet sure whether Diddy will be able to channel all this drama into a crappy, unoriginal compilation album, but we are loving the fact that he supposedly edged out the Yankees star, Derek Jeter, in a footrace towards second base.

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