Dina Lohan wants “boundaries with the paparazzi” when she also wants to earn a fee for pimping out her youngest daughter Ali? The scenario is so laughable, it’s almost worth tuning in for. But also to see her scream at some gossip outlet – probably a blog! with a phone number! – for some raunchy pictures of daughter Lindsay.

You remember Lindsay, the daughter who for once had the foresight not to put herself in a terrible publicity situation and refused to take part in the show, making Dina’s phone calls to her the only way to get her name involved in this charade?