Dina McGreevey, the beard to ex-governor and Gay American Jim McGreevey, was in on the whole "don't let anyone find out he likes teabagging" sham for much longer than the feuding couple fessed up to. Whether you believe Dina suspected-slash-knew before they were married in 2000, or, as McGreevey claims in his book, in 2002 when she caught him on the phone with Golan Cipal, one thing's for sure: the Post has the exclusive and the Daily News doesn't. Nah-nah nah nah-nah.

Instead, the News only got its hands on passages from Dina's Silent Partner, where she claims Jim ordered her to smile for the cameras during his coming out speech in '04.

The exciting conclusion – with enough material for both papers to share – is still to come. In divorce court. Where the evidence is getting us hot and bothered.