Update: The AP is reporting that Conrad Black was sentenced to 6 1/2 years in federal (i.e. "Pound You Up The Ass") prison for "swindling shareholders in his Hollinger International media empire out of millions of dollars."

And this time around, we're guessing the white collared offender won't be issued a presidential pardon.

Earlier: Convicted Press Baron Conrad Black Faces Up To 30 Years In The Clink