In addition to admitting he had some reservations about invading Iraq for no reason whatsoever, Donald Rumseld has one more revealing confession, namely that he's frighteningly inept in terms of completely irrelevant pop culture.

Reading a story about Paris Hilton, [Rumsfeld] asks his wife, Joyce, "Sweetheart? What's a hair extension?" He's also baffled when a conductor on a train tells him about a "terrible tragedy" - "Anna Nicole Smith has died."

Quick someone find this man an Us Weekly! And, while you're at it, some weapons of mass destruction.