We don't always read Page Six because we want to. Sometimes, we read it because we have to. And today, the Sixers went ahead and told us something about Katie Couric we really would have preferred not to know.

Couric tells More magazine, "At 'Today,' I seemed to be enjoying myself, I seemed to be fun-loving. 'We really liked her in the morning' - that's what the old viewers say. But now - well, they seem to think it's like I've had a lobotomy or a personality change." Hey, Katie's still fun-loving - More reports her cellphone rings to the tune of the Pussycat Dolls' sexually charged hit with the lyrics, "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me."

Oh, no! Unfortunately, Katie just missed the deadline for Search for the Next Pussycat Doll! In fact, the show picked a winner this very week. And for those of you who missed it, the newest Doll is…Katie Couric Asia, the (former) Knicks City Dancer and (current) 18 year-old mom.

But that notwithstanding, don't you wish your aging, disconcertingly perky tv news anchor of a girlfriend was a "freak" like Katie Couric?