Man, the 90s were a good decade. Back when being P.C. wasn't corny, you could be an activist without being ironic. The nation wasn't claiming to be post-race by being totally racist, and Jeremy Piven still had hair, sort of.

If you are missing those days of simplicity and a feasible administration, than tune into Animal Planet on Election Day, where Whale Wars will launch a campaign to get activists out of the polling stations and into petition-writing stationary:

In addition to running ads on CNN and MSNBC, the network will have displays on CNNPolitics.com and pre-rolls on CNN's video player, as well as on MSNBC.com.

Whale Wars ads will also run on the homepage and political pages of The Huffington Post on Election Day, and take over Yahoo! News the day after—when the country will presumably know who the new president is.

Another great thing about the 90s: there was no doubt that a day after the election, people would be aware of who won. This was after all, before the doubts of the hanging chad.