Outside of Trisha and Ryan, no one takes Valentine's Day seriously. It's a Hallmark holiday, and everyone knows it. The thing is, it's a lot easier to enjoy V-Day ironically when someone sees you naked regularly. But to remind you that being single isn't so bad, we bring you "Douches In The Mist," real quotes from online dating profiles.

A douchette from Jdate:

For starters I am looking for a relationship…I am not looking to play games and mess around (literally and figuratively) bc if I was, I wouldnt use internet dating. I dont ask for alot I simply want honesty and respect and will in turn do the same for you. I put up high walls and have a hard time trusting but then again who doesnt?? and eventually I will bring the walls down for the right person. I transitioned out of my party girl phase and prefer bars with good freinds as opposed to clubs and lounges and while I will go out and have my fun I am a home body. I would love to find a guy who I can spend the night cuddled up on the couch watching tv with, and feel like I am safe and there is no place I would rather be…

This girl has serious baggage from casual encounters

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