Outside of Trisha and Ryan, no one takes Valentine's Day seriously. It's a Hallmark holiday, and everyone knows it. The thing is, it's a lot easier to enjoy V-Day ironically when someone sees you naked regularly. But to remind you that being single isn't so bad, we bring you "Douches In The Mist," real quotes from online dating profiles.

Also* from Jdate:

I love JDATE, because as a Jew, I have an innate appreciation for wholesale shopping. If I were into complaining and critiquing (aka. the Jewish National Pastime) I'd say that this entire method of meeting potential mates is inherently flawed. My suggestion would be to institute a rating/feedback scoring system like eBay has. A buyer protection program would be nice as well seeing as how we pay by credit card that should be a given.

Spotted any douches lately? Let us know.

*Every submission we've gotten has been from Jdate, which must say something about our demographic.