Outside of Trisha and Ryan, no one takes Valentine's Day seriously. It's a Hallmark holiday, and everyone knows it. The thing is, it's a lot easier to enjoy V-Day ironically when someone sees you naked regularly. But to remind you that being single isn't so bad, we bring you "Douches In The Mist," real quotes from online dating profiles.

Also* from Jdate:

I certainly come with a lot of baggage.. but don't worry ladies.. its Louis Vuitton type baggage. I am looking for a dare to be great situation. I only respond to emails from girls who have at least 2 languages other than English listed in their profile and you must be in the top 10 most popular in your Region——- I am not going to the Hall of Fame but I had a decent run ..Here are the *highlights*.. 4 different girls;3 of them were at one time ranked in the top 5 for most popular in NYC .. all but one led to a second date and I seriously dated 2 of them for a period of time.I'm hanging around for a bit longer because there is this one girl who won't write me back and the Montoyas have never taken defeat easily (what an awesome princess bride reference )… Please have a halloween picture available to show me.. (NO GIRLS IN YANKEE SHIRTS) .. Oh and don't be that girl who has some sort of disclaimer in her profile that goes something like : my friend is making me try this out.. or my mom suggested I give it a shot .. or I heard blah blah

My perfect first date:
I happen to know very nice places for wine flights and tapas I can order in French or Spanish if it will impress you. but we can just do fun stuff .Drinks, Ice Cream and Ice Skating or Coloring Books and Cocoa Something fun and social is all thats really important. have tried sushi b/c its a social first date ya know you are using your hands.. but I don't care for sushi.. so thats out….. Do you know about saved by the bell hit me with your best triva question.

*Damn demographics!