No matter how bad the job hunt is going, do not, repeat, do not take a job as a staffer for Dr. Phil's show. There has been a string of bad luck on set, including an unfortunate intern death from strep throat and a broken arm for a producer. Which just goes to show you that the lowest paying jobs are still the ones most likely to succumb to an ancient mummy curse. Where is Oprah to perform a feel-good exorcism when you need her?