Drinking Games for the Debates
So fun you'll black out
 


Perhaps the best of any presidential debate/State of the Union/political speech is the great fun in creating drinking games for the appropriate speakers. In college, ever time George Bush would smirk, everyone would take a drink. Every time he stuttered, another drink. And terrorism mention warranted a shot of whiskey.

So in preparation for the debates tonight, a lot of blogs have begun formulating their pre-fab list to getting shitfaced when Sarah Palin and Joe Biden take the stage.

Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 has perhaps the best rule yet:

Every time Palin speaks in a run-on sentence, get yourself for into the position of being to drink a sip of beer and therefore on the chair on which you sit turn around and face your neighbor but you will not have had enough into which to vomit and that's good because you will be feeling in a way that is comparable to ways in which you have drunk before, at home, where they teach good drinking values.

We have a couple of suggestions ourselves:

• Every time Sarah Palin starts talking like she's in Fargo take a shot.

• Every time Joe Biden nervously gaffes, do a kegstand.

• Every time you lose interest and end up checking your email, do a penance shot…this is important for christsakes!

• Every time you start to feel depressed, pop a Zoloft and change the channel…isn't The Office on tonight anyway?

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No. 1 · malcolm

A few more..
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Every time she adds the word "there" or "here" to the end of a sentence. For example: 'we have to lower taxes to build the economy there'
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Every time she tries to wiggle out of a question by repeating the question and then changing the subject by answering a question that wasn't asked.
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Every time she uses the word 'maverick" or 'energy' (like: 'I'm a maverick, I bring new energy to the campaign')

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 2:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Dr. the Bird Man

-Drink every time Biden says to Sarah Palin "Jane, you ignorant, misguided slut!" (this is an SNL reference so don't get too women's lib on me here)
- Drink every time Palin says "I'm gonna haveta get back to you on that…"
- Chug the rest of your beer and crush the can on your forehead every time Palin mentions the proximity of Alaska to Russia or talks about Moose huntin'.

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Julia

Actually, I'll save my alcohol consumption for election night. If Obama doesn't win, I'll get shitfaced drunk and cry openly about how America is to stupid to save itself. Then the next morning I'll wake up horribly hung over, but still begin packing for my move to Canada.

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 7:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Julia

*too

Typos are not my friends. :(

Posted: Oct 2, 2008 at 7:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · B

"there" - "also" - "maverick" - "energy" - "hockey mom" - and that fucking obnoxious winking!!!

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Sean

Julia — Don't pack for Canada too soon - October 14 the dumbest Canadians in history will be electing a majority Conservative government - you thought GW, Cheney and Ashcroft were scary - wait for our new government! I'm contemplating a move to the US for some sanity!

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · angie

Here is an interesting article about how to survive your hang over:

http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/13716

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 3:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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