There is not really too much to say about these limited edition Cabbage Patch Kids, released on the 25th anniversary of their conception (that just sounds wrong), except they are terrifying and, in the case of the Palin doll, eerily accurate.

Considering that the history the Cabbage Patch Kids is a remarkably antiquated lean towards abstinence-based education if there ever was one, it's no surprise that the Sarah Palin doll is blowing the rest out of the water. Or maybe it's because she is just so gosh darn pretty and has removable pumps! ($150k wardrobe not included.)

If you have any desire to horrify your children, show them these pictures after the jump. Or just bid on the dolls on Ebay, your number one source of crazy.

Right now the bidding for the dolls shows a clear favorite: Palin is in the lead with $3,600, while poor Joe Biden gets only $610 of the vote. McCain and Obama dolls are tied around one grand each.

And the Biden and McCain dolls are virtually indistinguishable, except the McCain one seem to be wearing blue eye shadow.