Maybe if we hadn't taken last week off, we would've dug a little deeper into the depths of Jane magazine. We had almost convinced a full two staffers to tip us off before the official press release on who would be taking over for editor Jane Pratt, but that place has tighter lips than the Church of Scientology.

In the end, it's ELLEgirl founding editor Brandon Holley, who Fashion Week Daily originally waxed rumors about, and not Seventeen's Atoosa Rubenstein (a rumor squashed so long ago, we're calling the era B.H., or Before Holiday).

Our gal pals at Gawker have the full release, so we suggest you put down that 640 calorie catered muffin and take a gander, if only to learn Holley is "so Jane."

And Brandon has a moniker just gender-ambiguous enough to distract readers from the fact that her name is not, actually, Jane.