We were going to leave most of the Elton John wedding coverage to the Queerty boys, but, the vast amount of celebritant attendees at the reception makes it impossible not to say something. Especially when EJ calls Madonna a "miserable cow" and Ben Stiller offers himself up to the legend for a one night stand.

Elton and his partner of 12 years, David Furnish were official married on the day England's civil union law was passed, stealing the spotlight from all the other British gays who might have married on this day, too. Hey, when your career is fading and you're doing Will&Grace guest appearences, this kind of stint will definitely get your name back in the papers. Our favorite part of the wedding story:

There were no signs of disapproval in Windsor on Wednesday, only a giant cartoon held up by one well-wisher depicting Queen Elizabeth, whose castle overlooks the town, saying: "I thought I was the only queen in the village."

Those silly Brits are so funny! Other highlights from the $2 million dollar endevor included a joint bachelor party, where for some very strange reason a video message from Bill Clinton was played. And for the reception, they had shirtless waiters in cowboy boots serving champagne. What, no chaps?

Elton John ties knot with long-term lover [Reuters]
Stars come out for Elton John’s bachelor party [AP, MSNBC]
Elton John Marries Longtime Partner [Todd Peterson and Phil Boucher, People]
EXCLUSIVE: 3am AT ELTON'S HEN NIGHT [Caroline Hedley, Mirror]