Look how well American Idol producers got their contestants on message! Who’s got a copy of the talking points memo Nigel Lithgow & Co. distributed to cast members instructing them on how to respond to David Hernandez’s gay stripping days? “We live in a bubble,” they say. How quaint. And kudos to ET’s Kevin Frazier for following up with “worthwhile questions”; working for the tabloid machine must be soul crushing. [ET]