Even Rush Limbaugh Admits, Obama Invokes Camelot
 


What is going to happen to Rush Limbaugh now that Barack Obama has won both the media's heart and the presidency? We've already posited that he might actually gain some ground during a liberal term, since people always love the opposition.

But so far, the honeymoon for Obama is still going on, and anti-Barack rhetoric is no more or less popular than it was a week ago. So how does Limbaugh and his conservative ilk explain the love for Obama, despite his win? Shouldn't The Daily Show be preparing for cancellation while Matt Drudge and Limbaugh get read to take over the air/Internet waves?

Not if the media is just a lonely young teenage girl, and Obama is the young gangster from the wrong side of the track. It's the stupidest metaphor ever, but don't blame us, blame Rush.

You and I, we look at the media, we look at this orgasm, and it's what it is, this unending, multiple orgasm that the media particularly is having with Obama, and we say, "How in the world do they see things differently than we do?" Folks, it's not really complicated. When you're young — remember the first time you fall in love or even think you fall in love? You hope as you get older that that happens to you, you would love to recapture it. The first time of anything and the media right now is trying to recapture Camelot and they think they have. They're in the midst of recreating Camelot and capturing it. They're trying to relive their youth, all these Drive-Bys are, and the thing about love is that you know you can't talk anybody out of it. If you have a kid who loves somebody who's a reprobate and you're terribly scared about it and you try to talk him out of it you know it just drives them further into the arms of the person that you don't like. So there's no talking them out of this, and there's no changing their mind about it. They're going to love Obama for as long as he's around.

There are so many parts of this speech that just make you want to LOL (Obama orgasms!), but the absolute worst thing Limbaugh and other conservatives can do for their argument is invoke the Kennedys, even if it's to say that the media is trying to recapture the feeling of them. It's the equivalent of a liberal blogger saying that a conservative candidate was too much like Abraham Lincoln (also a Republican).

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Comments (21)

No. 1 · Aunt Jemima

Give me a fucking break - it's been a week since the election - what do you think the media that got him elected is going to do? Plunge the knife in one week later?

Nah, give them a few months and then they'll get back to reality and start reporting on what a hapless fuck they got elected and then you'll see blood in the water.

Camelot? Give me a fucking break - could the media fabricate ANYTHING more ridiculous?

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · ken benobi

Wow. You sound pretty upset there, Auntie. F-bomb, f-bomb, f-bomb. Good thing the media didn't fall in love with YOUR guy. Be like giving your daughter away to a serial rapist.

How 'bout a nice long trip to Alaska?

- Ken

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Grammar Nazi

Obama has "one" our hearts? I love you, Jossip, I really do. But are your posts written via text message by high school kids? I was quiet the last time you guys made a there/their/they're mistake, but this is nuts. I don't expect you guys to be the New York Times, but seriously. Doesn't your editor do anything? Oh wait this was WRITTEN BY HIM(??)!

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mac

Camelot is nothing more than Rush Limbaugh's codeword for assasination.
You know I'm right. Don't doubt me.

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 7:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · ILoveAmerica

Hey Mac you're a fucking asshole! Don't spew your hate at Rush. Rush Limbaugh respects the office of the Presdient of the United States. He has NEVER and would NEVER advocate any violence against ANY President! Jossip should send your URL address to the FBI to find you. Threats against a President are a felony you fuck!

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 7:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · drew

@3: Sorry grammar nazi, nobody's perfect. Esp. not you, since Drew is a girl's name as well ;-)

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 9:23 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Grammar Nazi

Oh, I can't stay mad at you. I'm sorry about before, I was just having a rough day and I needed to take it out on a blogger. And maybe I feel bad now because you're a girl. See, sometimes double standards are a good thing!

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 11:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · drew

They've been working for me my whole life!

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 11:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Mac

Rush Limbaugh respects nothing but his bank account and the soiled underpants of young Dominican boys.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 7:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Mac

ILoveAmerica. I did not threaten anyone but stay tuned to Limbaugh and see how long it takes him to expand this Camelot into just what I said and I will thank you not to take me out of context from here on out.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 7:07 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · ILoveAmerica

Hey Mac your implications were very clear. I can see why you responded because you have to back off your inane assertion. Rush has NEVER incited VIOLENCE. Only the Left wingnuts who go into a church in Lansing MI to disrupt a church service because CA did not vote for gay marriage are using violence to get their message heard. Rush has an audience of over 20 million law abiding Americans who live their lives and respect others. Can't say that about this site or you.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 7:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Mac

Can't back away from something I never said. Read what I said about context.
Limbaugh is the one making the "inane assertion" and as the coward always does he is doing it in baby steps. It's coming, you wait and see. I'll remember your post as he begins heaping the praise upon Obama when he returns to the airwaves Monday.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 7:47 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · ILoveAmerica

Just knowing that you listen to Rush makes me hopeful :)

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 8:18 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Jana

Poor Rush. He dropped out of college; he has three failed marriages; he was a drug addict; his wanker doesn't work; he is overweight and in love with his three cats…why in the world do so many idiots worship this windbag??? What has he done with his life other than whip right wingers into a full on frenzy with the stupidy he spews on a daily basis??? If Obama is the Messiah, Rush must be Lucifer!

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 8:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · ILoveAmerica

Hey Jana, don't feel sorry for Rush. He is well liked by more than 20 million people in the US. It's nice to know you listen to him also.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 10:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Dee

ILoveAmerica, many people listen to Rush simply to know what's on the minds of right-wingers, seeing as how he does the thinking for you guys (except when Hannity or O'Reilly is using the brain).

How does that work, do they rotate it based on age, alphabetically or by size of ego?

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 1:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · ILoveAmerica

Well Dee I think it's kinda like the way the left wing media/newspapers do it except for the fact that Rush/Hannity/O'Reilly tell the truth. It just kills you liberals when these guys tell the truth and it flies in the face of your movment toward socialism.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Mac

What flies in the face of Limbaugh telling the truth is the fact that his lawyer Roy Black used "he suffers from intractible back pain" as the excuse for his addiction to pain medication. And where can you find Mr. Limbaugh this weekend?
Why, swinging a golf club for three straight days.
Must be some kind of hell to live in that much pain.
At least that's where he claims to be, who knows he just might be on another one of his "all guy trips" to the Dominican Republic. Hope he brought his own Viagra this time! It's so embarrassing to get caught with some elses dope.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 3:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · ILoveAmerica

Mac, it seems like you've stumbled onto someone's dope yourself. Go Cold Turkey man lay off the recreational drugs you can't handle them.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Mac

You just go right ahead and keep railing against me. I really couldn't care less. Whatever you do though, don't let the facts I just laid on you get in the way of your hero worship.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · ILoveAmerica

What facts?? Unless you have first hand knowledge of what you alledge? You liberals say the darndest things! Dominican Republic references, inferring sex w/boys? C'mon I was giving you the benefit of being imparied by all the dope you injest but if your drug free (and I seriously doubt that) then you are just…..another insane lib! Haha all the Dittoheads feel sorry for you and that's worse than just dismissing your rantings because we have compassion…

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 10:31 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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