Fabian Basabe Arrested For Pulling Out His Dong In Back Alley

Because he was clearly not invited to Jenna Bush's wedding tomorrow in Texas, New York City refugee Fabian Basabe found himself in Los Angeles, at the nightspot Crown Room, being arrested for peeing in an alley behind the club. [P6] His attorney blames Basabe's "bladder problem" and the fact that the "entry way [to the club] was very congested." And not because he had drank too much before arriving and found trouble being let into the venue.
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