It's a bit of a rough looking website – even by our kitschy standards – but it's about time Fabian Basabe got his own dot com. Granted, it looks more to be a fan site than the online home of everyone's favorite new philanthropist. How'd we know?

Home of the world's biggest loser, media whore and all around annoying idiot. He's been named as the male 'Paris Hilton', what an honor. This site is dedicated to getting his parents to dump his sorry ass and make him get a job. Cut him off of his trust fund and donate it all to charity. Your son is an embarassment to you, your legacy and to the great country of Ecuador.

Terms of 'endearment' to describe this waste of DNA; media whore, loser, punk, punk-ass bitch, sissy, TFB (Trust Fund Brat), jerk, twit, dumba$$ and dip$hit.

Yeah, that sort of tipped us off. But welcome to the Internets, Fabs!