CREEPIEST

• "me and my friends now have inside jokes based solely on things we have seen in other people's albums who we barely know."

• "a long lost friends' ex-gf was stalking him and pretended to be a long lost friend of mine, so she could keep track of him."

• "Some random kid got in a poking contest with me. Never knew the guy– he was from a different state. One day while pumping gas, I look up and he's at the pump next to me. Creepy."

• "I'm a teacher and I was informed by one of my students that some other kids were writing bad things about me on each other's walls so I copied it and then drew a mock facebook page on the board quoting what they had said the next day before they walked into class. They didn't know how to react so they left. I was glad."

• "Some guy I didn't know knew my on-campus job schedule."

• "I have a real life stalker from Facebook who I have had to get a restraining order against."

• "I'm being Facebook stalked. A guy I (supposedly) knew in high school (he keeps fabricating memories of common experiences we didn't have) had a friend set up an account for him only after they found my page. I was his ONLY FRIEND for months. That was over a year ago. I think he has 8 or 9 friends now."

• "Uhhh when someone tells you at a party the top five movies they are looking forward to seeing, which is exactly the same as yours, then asks you if you have seen the new R. Kelly video, and how creepy it is, which is your newest posted item. And you have never met them before."

• "when a guy asked me at a club if I was "on the book" as a pick-up line"

• "Someone once stalked my screen name from my facebook and accidentally IMed me one day. I found out who she was by putting her name into the search bar. It turns out she was in one of my classes and dated a friend of a friend."

• "My BF's ex copied my "About Me" section on MySpace and put it in her "About Me" section [on Facebook]."

• "AN OLD MAN E-MAILED ME CLAIMING HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MY 17-YEAR OLD BROTHER. HE SEEMED TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT US."

• "My former university professor friended me, then proceeded to hit on me a few weeks later. I didn't even see it coming."

• "A bouncer at a club that I went to in a different city that I had never been to before already knew my name before I gave him my and told me he knew from facebook."

• "I found out the guy I slept with forever ago was posting pictures of my 5 year old saying it was his kid!"