FUNNIEST

• "Accidentally posted an invite to graduation party to the entire school. One random Asian grad student showed up and we all thought he was our weird roommate's friend."

• "Well, I went on a date with a guy, and when I got home that night, I had a relationship request from him. He never actually asked me out in person, only through facebook. I'm lame. And so was he. We no longer speak."

• "my friend wanted to send me a message about how a guy from high school changed his "interested in" from women, to men. she accidentally sent the message to the guy instead."

• "I recently transferred to a new school and now sketchy freshmen keep messaging me to tell me I'm cute. They're all horrendously unfortunate looking. Ugh."

• "Eh, I'm not that invested… I did find some girls from pre-school though, and they all got hot while I got fat."

• "i actually had a guy msg me claim that i had performed oral sex on him in an alley years ago and that it was the hottest moment of his life. never happened. but i had to wonder for a second."

• "A random person I don't know pasted a huge pic of a vagina sandwich on my funwall. It's my fault really, should have never added them."

• "My ex-friend unfriended me on Facebook. Oh no! Oddly enough, her profile is public so I can read it anyways and have thus learned that she has yet to read the last 2 Harry Potter books. Yes, I will be using this knowledge to my advantage. Yes, I do behave like a vengeful 5-year old."

• "I met this guy at the restaurant where I work, and made the mistake of giving him my number. For the next few months, I proceeded to ignore him, until [he] finally shot me a text saying "I'm taking you off my Facebook. Have a great life." No joke."

• "Me and my friend got into a superbad draw-off on our graffiti walls, there were penises everywhere, I thought it was just funny until a couple people asked me if I had a problem…"

• "this guy named mohammad from the united arab emirates won't stop trying to add me."

• "I found out my brother-in-law was engaged to a girl he had only been dating a month though his Facebook relationship status. Again."

• "what does anecdote mean?"

• "My roommate [and I] are having a friends race. Unfortunately, I'm losing."

• "One of my girlfriends left me a really funny inside joke on my wall - a few weeks later this guy in my class that had friended me, but we'd never really talked…said the joke to me in passing. So embarrassing - I wanted to de-friend him…but then MY TOTAL FRIENDS WOULD GO DOWN!!"