Facebook Confidential: An Obligatory (Second) 'Status' Update
Your Craziest Stories Turn Out To Be 'Even Crazier' Than Expected

MOST SHOCKING

• "A friend of mine has posted pictures of the car that he had sex with a highschooler on top of. (he's in grad school)."

• "A friend's abusive boyfriend added me as a friend under a pseudonym."

• "My sister's fiancĂ© sent me a private message, telling me he saw my picture, that I look good, and if he'd seen my picture before meeting my sister, then WE'D be the ones getting married. I've been barfing ever since. So inappropriate."

• "going from being in the closet with my family to out and selling necklaces i make to homophobic relatives in one weekend… just because someone caught me checking my profile on my BlackBerry."

• "An old high school acquaintance requested to add me as a friend, which I agreed to, then a few weeks later they proceeded to send me a serious message asking me out on a date and "hook-up" because they had "always had a thing for me" even though my profile indicated that I was married and I had a ton of wedding pictures posted."

• "i got poked (well more than once) by seemingly straight fraternity boys who's messages went from "hey whats up do you know so-and-so" to "hey come suck me off"

• "I'm adopted and I found my birth mom on Facebook, and apparently, my 11 year old half brother."

• "My friend tagged me in an old photography project (in which I was dressed as a dominatrix) on her profile. I didnt think anything of it and my boyfriends mom saw it and was secretly mortified that her son was dating someone who was so into S and M."

• "When one of my close friends had been in a relationship for over 3 years and her boyfriend broke up with her by logging into her account and changing her relationship status to "single"….and just waited for her to see it."

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Oct 18, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 3 Responses
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  • Comments (3)

    No. 1 The Snark says:

    The Snark thinks that people who are on Facebook are dorks.

    The Snark thinks that this article is excellent, and has nothing snarky to say about it.

    The Snark loves referring to the Snark in the third person. If there were such thing as fourth person, the One Referred To as The Snark would certainly employ it.

    Posted: Oct 19, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    No. 2 s says:

    um, that last story is about myspace, not facebook. myspace is wayyyy creepier than facebook.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 11:02 am
    No. 3 genesis says:

    I love icarly and sam can you call me at [8324288777 sam you are fan.

    Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 3:07 am
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