MOST SHAMEFUL
• "I judge people by their profile picture."
• "i found out that an enemy got dumped by her long-term boyfriend and got a severe sick pleasure out of it. now she's dating a guy that looks like he has down syndrome."
• "I once made a fake account using someone's old school e-mail and a picture I found on Google, all just to hit on the guy I was seeing to see if he would take the bait. He did, but then the fake me blew him off."
• "i spent 2 hours drawing harry potter on the graffiti application…and i was using the mouse touch pad as my tool. i wish i had a tablet."
• "I wallstalked to find out how long two people had been going out. And I'm only friends with one of them in real life. I don't really care how long they've been going out, though."
• "Sometimes i friend people who are on the disney channel and nickelodeon."
• "I enjoy it when strangers pet my animals on cat and dogbook."
• "I know more peoples names through facebook stalking them then through actually meeting or knowing them…"
• "I was trying to be overly cool with a boy I once pulled who I just "happened" to meet in a bar…until I had one too many sambucas and admitted I knew he was coming because I…."read it on Facebook."

The Snark thinks that people who are on Facebook are dorks.
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The Snark loves referring to the Snark in the third person. If there were such thing as fourth person, the One Referred To as The Snark would certainly employ it.
um, that last story is about myspace, not facebook. myspace is wayyyy creepier than facebook.
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