MOST RELATABLE

• "All those pics your friends post after a long night that I don't remember and you have to spend hours in drunken hungoverness detagging yourself so you can have a soul again…"

• "Finding out that I'm doing better than nearly everyone of the people who made my life hell in high school."

• "The worst part of FB is when you would drunkenly hook up with some dude (who looked alright at the time). The next afternoon you wake up with a raging headache and see that some guy friended you on facebook and then you look at the picture of the guy u had just sucked face with and… lets just say he dont look so good in the garish light of facebook profiles."

• "My parents (who live on the other side of the country) neighbour was inquiring about my relationship status as she saw on her daughter profile that I was listed as "Its Complicated" and she wanted to know what that meant exactly."

• "found out my cousin is a lesbo, its cool."

• "I once facebook stalked a girl I didn't know, only to meet her several months later, and she was telling me things about her I already knew. But what could I do?"

• "found the girl my ex fucked around with 10 years ago. if i knew she was so damn ugly then, it would have saved me a lot of worry. childish i know. but i find comfort in the fact i'm hotter."

• "one of my friends commented I'm really photogenic. Yeah, 'cause I post about 1 out of every 100 photos I take of myself."