MOST RANDOM/WEIRDEST

• "When my two friends, A and B had briefly discussed a frozen yogurt place, Yogurtland, on facebook. One day at a social gathering, friend B started to talk to A about Yogurtland (as though continuing the conversation like it had already been happening face to face) and friend A had no clue what the hell B was talking about. B was very embarrassed.

• "a nigerian man asked if he could "share his life with me" and left a telephone number. hmm

• "Sometimes I basically do things that I find funny without really thinking about about what I'm actually doing and how others would perceive it. I was pretty well known in college BECAUSE I did alot of weird things, and there was a guy named Connor who was well known because he looked like a mix between ace ventura, dracula and elvis costello. I was obsessed with him because he was strange, and decided to highlight this via creating a Christmas card by photoshopping my face and his face over a happy family by a christmas tree and writing "merry christmas from the family!" Which I found histerical. I got mixed reviews, where people either found it completely hysterical or really disturbing, especially because they werent sure if i was kidding, and even i wasnt sure. So I basically made similar pictures for about 4 months for any holiday or anytime I was bored at my job and strangers at school would literally come up to me to ask me if i was in love with him annd/or tell me they were big fans of my work. Eventually, like all things, I got bored of that project. But it was fun while it lasted and I actually became friends with those creeps who would come up to me.

• "I had this middle aged lady from another province add me as a friend. I added her b/c I felt bad about saying "no" to her request and now she constantly send me invites to EVERYTHING (I think she has pretty much every application on facebook) and she also constatly 'pokes' me, 'superpokes' me, send me all sorts of gifts etc… It's just a little creepy. I think she is pretty much on facebook ALL day long b/c when I check my email I have a dozen or so emails from facebook that are from her, and about the same amount of notifications when I log onto facebook of things she has cyber done to me or for me.. oh scary, I just re-read that and I really need to get a life too.. eeeekkk."

• "5 days after putting my new relationship status as single, an acquaintance of my ex started messaging me. He went all hot and heavy with this "I'm desperate to be your husband and have an clandestine affair with you." We went on a couple dates, made out, and then he hung with my ex one night. The next day he messages me that he feels guilty and we should slow it down and get to know each other as friends. I think he's just not that into me anymore though he keeps poking me and asking me on dates. I wasn't into him at first, and now I'm kinda obesessed with him in a rebound kinda way. Dang! I check my inbox a bizillion tines a day and I hate that. I need to get out more and meet some real men."

• "I once looked through a friend's groups and found out that he'd had sex on a level in our library. I asked him about it and he ended up telling me that beyond the well known "D level challenge" (having sex on "d level") he'd had sex on all levels in one night and proceeded to give me instructions on how to do it: Only one person gets to orgasm on each floor to prevent exhaustion and allow the possibility to "finish" on each floor. Condoms, once used, are to be hung on door knobs. Restrooms are not allowed, only near bookcases and out where people can catch you. Etc."

• "Someone once sent my friend a message asking her if she was the girl that he hooked up with last night. Because he had a dream in which the girl was pregnant and he said he had been fairly clairvoyant lately and wanted to make sure she wasn't preggers."

• "I borrowed my friends new necklace, got wasted, and lost it. I had been freaking out about it for a couple of days when I got a few emails saying people had tagged pics of me. I looked at the pics from the night I lost the necklace and was able to retrace my night through facebook and find the necklace. It saved my life, actually it saved me $100 but I still appreciated it."

• "For two years I dated a young professor at my school, who was pretty much the biggest social whore ever. He was on facebook, and I had to force him to abandon it when I found out that he was using it to solicit and stalk other female students, including some much younger women just getting out of high school whom he taught at a school program. Since I dumped him, I've discovered that he's gone back to doing all these things, but has blocked me from being able to see him. Once a creep, always a creep!"

• "I have a ridiculous last name (no one can ever spell or say it right), and about 2 years ago got a message from a guy in Ohio with the exact same name and spelling. at first this was funny, we tried to figure out if we are related, which we decided that we are not. then things got progressively creepier from there. no, i am not looking to date someone with the exact same last name as mine. especially when it's as unique as mine is."

• "i was sitting in class, and i was on facebook. i went home, logged on, and had a new friend request. i looked to see who it was, and i didnt know the person, but i saw that he went to my school. so i asked him (before adding him) how i knew him, and he said he was in my class that we had just had. i replied ok cool.. and added him. then i thought about it, and i realized that there was no way he would know who i was, as i had never spoken to him. so i asked how he found me on facebook and he replied "well, its kind of an invasion of privacy, but i was looking over your shoulder as you logged in and i saw your ocntact info, and you look like a cool person to hang out with… want to go to the movies on friday?" he has since then been deemed "the stalker."

• "I created a profile for my ex-fiance as if I were him after I ended it with him. I proceeded to list all of his traits, flaws and issues in a funny- but very believable way. He got so many hits from people he had known in highschool and met throughout the years it was great. The best part was the entertainment factor we (the people that KNOW him) got out of it. He found out about it and although there was no nudity or swearing-and all of it was the complete truth, he contacted Myspace and they deleted it:( Some of the about me's: "i love my penis," "currently I live at home with my mom and my 17 year old girlfriend. shes great I LOVE YOU Bentley" (he was 27 and she had just graduated highschool) "I met my current GF(#3) while I was engaged to GF#2 and I met GF#2/baby-mama #2 while I was dating GF#1/baby-mama #1 and she was 3 months pregnant." "I love my penis," "I am a father of 3 beautiful babies and have 2 babies mamas," "I work at Circuit City"…need i go on???….."