We were as shocked as you to see this on eBay:

Not because fashion assistants with access to entire closets are trying to unload their swag bag goodies for a chance to break through the poverty line, but because this is the only item currently available when searching for "olympus fashion week" (and its variants).

No tickets to Zac Posen's show? No tickets to the Project Runway faceoff? We must say, we're a little disappointed in you folks.

"Olympus Fashion Week" Search [eBay]
LACOSTE CANVAS BAG FROM OLYMPUS FASHION WEEK 2006 [eBay]