That Elle story about Jennifer Lopez having a mental breakdown after her C-section and getting all Scientoligsty with a reporter got nixed by her people after they saw the piece. And of course the interview is back online now, and of course people are more interested in it now that they know it has the interviewee's stamp of disapproval. In a way, the who stunt could be seen as a perverted PR move to garner interest among J.Lo fans…you know, like Mariah Carey's faux-marriage to Nick Cannon.

But one thing that can't be faked is genuine crazy-bitch rage, which is what Faye Dunaway is channeling in this Mommie Dearest-esque spat with a reporter from The Guardian. During a recent interview with Dunaway, Xan Brooks was given a whole host of questions he wasn't allowed to prompt Faye with, while she was in London promoting her new movie, Flick. But even sticking to the script landed the interviewer in the crosshairs of Dunaway's bug-eyed rage:

(Talking about the filming of Roman Polanski's Chinatown)

Polanski once forcibly plucked a stray hair from Dunaway's head, because he thought it was catching the light and spoiling his shot. He also claims that Dunaway later took her revenge by throwing a cup of urine in the director's face after she was refused a bathroom break. Is this true, that she once threw a cup of urine over Roman Polanski? It is as if an electric current has gone through her. "I won't respond to that," she blurts. "That doesn't even deserve the dignity of a response. I don't know the details of that. It is absolutely ridiculous." OK, so the story is untrue. "This from the Guardian?" she explodes. "I don't believe it! It is insulting that you would even bring it up!" Abruptly, the outrage seems to lift her from her seat. "I can't go on with this," she announces to the far wall. "I think you've brought up something that is so distasteful." She can barely get the words out. "You know very well," she says. "I am a lady and you were completely insulting."

Okay, calm down Alec Baldwin. No one is going to think you are any less of a lady for throwing some piss around these days. But jesus you are one scary broad. No wonder the only work you are getting these days is horror flicks. Shirley Maclaine you are not, lady.