Barry Bonds was indicted by federal prosecutors on four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice for lying to a grand jury when questioned about performance enhancing drugs. Bonds is now faced with the prospect of going to jail and being stripped of his place in the Hall of Fame and his (already questionable) home run record.

Which would officially be the worst thing that's ever happened to him…not counting the time his mistress enlightened all of us as to one of his many "shortcomings."