With Google stock peaking at $747.24 this Tuesday, the New York Times is running out of ways to explain just how rich everyone at Google is. By some estimates, 1,000 people have become multi-millionaires off of their Google stock.

The Times’s is fresh angle for this story is that even the Google masseuse is a millionaire. After working as the in house rub-downer for five years, Bonnie Brown cashed in most of her stock and is now retired.

We don’t know that much about computers, but we run a mean vacuum. Maintenance gets stock options, right?