John F. Kennedy airport could be the next institution that runs on the eBay model. Hoping to ease air traffic congestion, the FAA is at last taking a stand on your needlessly delayed flights, while New York's Sen. Charles Shumer says, "All indications point to them proposing auctioning off slots at John F. Kennedy Airport." Not that any changes would be made until summer. And, somehow, the plan "will have minimal or no impact" on the actual number of flights. Cake tastes better when you can eat it, too.