1. Hit the Ground Running
When it comes to cataloging trends of the uber-rich in New York, Sunday Styles has few peers. But in late August, when most of its subjects are in the South France or the Hamptons, trends become scarce. And only out of such scarcity could yesterday’s lead story Ten Things to Do Before This Article is Finished run.

2. Use Rhetorical Questions to Show the Inherent Stupidity of the Story
Back when the paper and pen were created, a trend story about the functionality of lists might have had some social relevance. Even a piece about 43 Things would have made some sense back in 2004. But a 1500 word piece about lists now? Really?

3. Increase Page Views

4. Use a Block Quote

And no wonder life lists are so ubiquitous. They are, proponents say, the perfect way for anxious time-crunched professionals to embark on spiritual quests in a productivity-obsessed age.

5. Close with a Snarky Comment
Also, lists are a great way to remember to buy milk.