Cynthia Nixon goes from playing the angry redhead (a.k.a. the one who gets chlamydia!) on Sex and the City to picking used Ziploc bags out of the public trash receptacle to donning a giant Seuss-inspired hat and reading the most monotonous children's story of all time to an unappreciative audience of spoiled brats at TheatreworksUSA.

And you thought your job prospects sucked.