That GQ magazine, always up for a good prank on the level of Maxim. The laddie mag with class spends part of its January issue testing the NBA's waters on just what level of celebrity it takes to score some free courtside tickets.

It had an easier time scoring front-row Utah Jazz tix for Jenna Jameson than getting Mischa Barton into the Dallas Mavericks game. "We're all sold out down there," said a Mavericks rep. But the Jazz told the fake Jameson: "I'm sure we can work something out … Two tickets or four?"

Author Malcolm Gladwell isn't getting Chicago Bulls seats until his phony rep sends "an E-mail with credit card information." But The Rock (below) can see the Nets for free, especially if he's willing to sing the national anthem.

But what about Rosie O'Donnell belting out "The Star-Spangled Banner"? "I'm a big Rosie fan," said a rep for the Phoenix Suns, "and we're excited about this, but for the date you mentioned, I have a 5-year-old trumpet player I'm flying in from Washington."

Because as any gay knows, a big instrument always trumps a bull dyke.