Found Guilty, Uma Thurman's Stalker Could Get a Year of Etching Her Face into Prison Cell Wall


Jack Jordan, the creepy fella who made Uma Thurman almost cry on the witness stand, has been found guilty of stalking and harassing the star after just a day's jury deliberations. On Friday, he told the court, "I think it was a clumsy and poor way of expressing my emotions for her. I had a longing for her. In retrospect, suicide [which he once threatened via email to Thurman's father] is a serious thing." He faces up to a year behind bars, where only a Netflix subscription can put him close to his true love.
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