Found Guilty, Uma Thurman's Stalker Could Get a Year of Etching Her Face into Prison Cell Wall
 

jackjordan.jpgumathurman.jpg

Jack Jordan, the creepy fella who made Uma Thurman almost cry on the witness stand, has been found guilty of stalking and harassing the star after just a day's jury deliberations. On Friday, he told the court, "I think it was a clumsy and poor way of expressing my emotions for her. I had a longing for her. In retrospect, suicide [which he once threatened via email to Thurman's father] is a serious thing." He faces up to a year behind bars, where only a Netflix subscription can put him close to his true love.

May 6, 2008 · 0 views (beta) · Link · 1 Response
Tagged: , ,
Fark Facebook Digg StumbleUpon Del.icio.us Reddit
Comments (1)

No. 1 · 630

netflix delivers to prisons?!

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 1:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
Leave a Comment

It's easier to leave comments when you register for an account. It's quick.

Already have an account? Then log in!

NEW: You can add images to your comment by clicking here and entering the URL of the picture.

 
Scroll Posts
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Continue to Impress Frat Boys, Chattering Class « Next — Prev »
Jossip Home | Advertise | Copyright 2009 Jossip Initiatives