From the Loins of Playboy Comes Your Next Obama Administration
Not as sexy as it sounds
 


How apropos: the first sign of change in this economy? Playboy CEO and Hugh Hefner's daughter abandoning her father's newspaper to try to get a job on Barack Obama's administration.

"Like many Americans, I've been struck by the call to service that was the hallmark of the campaign, and I was an early supporter of Senator Obama, now President-Elect Obama, and I believe deeply in what he wants to do for our country," she told Larry Kudlow and Erin Burnett. "I'll be looking for ways in which I can serve to be helpful in that regard."

And of course, the decision to leave one world of smut for another kind isn't at all due to the fact that Playboy might be struggling because of the recession, or the fact that PORN IS FREE NOW. It was just time for her to go, and, as she says, "I wouldn't be able to step down if the company weren't in such strong shape."

Uh-huh. How very Shari Redstone of her. From now on, the code for getting fired from your media job is "Going to Work on the Obama Administration."

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Comments (18)

No. 1 · evil twin

I going to work for the Obama Administration.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · evil twin

* I am.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Addicted to Addiction

I am going to work for Playboy. Wait, what?

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 1:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · buckwheat

I'm going to work for the Mollygood: part duex Administration.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · evil twin

If only Mollygood would rise like a Phoenix from these pink ashes.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · payter

I say screw the auto industry - Mollygood needs a bailout.
For the sake of the hags.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Stay, see?

Isn't there a web form we can fill out for a MG bailout request?

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · payter

If not stay,see? I say we make one.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · LisaNo.1

Is she going to be Secretary of Soft Lighting and Tasteful Angles?

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · buckwheat

Does Jossip have "regulars"? It's pretty dead around here and the only comments I've seen are from the MG crowd. Also, does Jossip have interesting posts? I haven't seen any of those yet either.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · evil twin

Some Commies would be pretty fuckin' cool.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 2:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · sar

I hate you mom and dad and I hate it here and I wish we never moved!

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · payter

mom!! Sar is having a temper tantrum!!!

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · payter

and by mom I mean Cord

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 3:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Slayer

I'm sorry, Lisa, did you say "tasteful" angles?

You know what Obama's cabinet needs? Two words. One beautiful lady whose name rhymes with "Dolly Madison."

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · KeeblerKahn

Lol Sar.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 6:55 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · sar

payter mom and dad cried when they found out you werent a boy!!!

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · LisaNo.1

Whoops, Slayer, I didn't. Pardon my absence of quotes. What I meant to say was:

Secretary of Soft Lighting and "Tasteful" Angles.

I am, of course, quoting some Kardashain or other.

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 10:43 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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