Is news of Ben Widdicombe’s departure about to get trumped – in gay gossip circles – by Ted Casablanca? The E! gay-ssip today mentions his upcoming nuptials: “You’re pissy; we’re less so (I’m getting married in less than a week, and Becky’s gonna be free of my pushy ass for a whole two, woo-friggin’-hoo!).” Um, congrats?

Partner Jon Powell proposed to Casablanca last June “on a deserted Hawaiian beach.” At their wedding, they’ll still be wearing Speedos, but with tuxes over ‘em.