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George Clooney Loses It In Chad

I never thought anyone else would have made a great protagnist for House, M.D. besides Hugh Laurie, but this video of a drunken(?), surly George Clooney talking about bathrooms and Andy Rooney is making me reconsider. Video after the jump.

"I pay people to cut my hair. I pay them a lot of money. You'd think it would last longer. Where's my Vicodin? Your child has Paraneoplastic Syndrome." Perfect.

(Via: Videogum)

Comments (16)
No. 1 · fanofgrendel

Pretty funny actually. What can one expect in a country named Chad?

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · brees

He was not drunk at all. He was obviously joking. Unlike Jossip, I'm quite sure anyone can see it. It was obviously a way for him to evacuate all the harsh things he saw there.
Everybody can know that you would certainly not find any alcohool on the refugees' camps in Chad. And you would not be able to bring there either.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · kinky-neo-con

@brees: '…no alcohol in a refugee camp…' -LMAO! (irony?) when I passed thru one doing some USAID stuff all the OxFam, Docs sans Borders, BBC, merc etc. types were loaded with booze! 1. booze kills germs 2.booze keeps one sane in various 4th world shit-holes :-)

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 2:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · getreal

I really want to sleep with him. Add my name to the other 1 billion women who feel the same LOL!

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · canuck

Georgie boy is lookin' a little rough over there in Chad. I've been in worse 3rd world toilets. Suck it up G.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 4:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · fanofgrendel

@canuck: actually, my first apartment after college was worse.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · bees

It was a joke, plain and simple. Just because this website decided to present it differently in order to bash a star doesn't mean that it was something else. He was not complaining at all. Look how serious websites wrote about it and you would see what it really was.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 6:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · RichieB

I'd like to sleep with George Clooney too…and I'm a man. (But I don't really mean "sleep", I mean play suckey face.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 9:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · getreal

@RichieB: AH-HA HA-HA. Me too!

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 10:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · GrandSlam

Another man who'd like to play suckey with George Clooney

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 11:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · brastle

Go on MSNBC website and you would see the whole video and you would see what this short part really was… clue: it was not at all what this website said it was.

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 2:38 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Phil

Seems there are a lot of comments from guys who want to sleep with him.

I do know his agent - but that doesn't put me close to George. In fact, I've never met George…and I wouldn't want to sleep with him.

So, you're on your own guys.

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 2:38 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Jules

I don't want to sleep with him….I NEED to!!

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 8:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · I don't think Bert and Ernie are gay... just looking for the right women.

I don't think he's funny in the clip (I know he's likeable blah blah don't worry). Also, hose-showers and toilets like that are standard in a lot of countries. My apartment it like that and so are the homes of many middle-class and upper-middle-class people living in Thailand. Whatever. Completely adaptable. Of course, there are other places I would rather take a dump, like in Clooney's stupid mouth.

Posted: Mar 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Marina

ppl r upfront about sleeping around here geez and it's not even midnight LOL. and wutz up with the piranhas bert n ernie. maybe if they know some freakin manners they don't have to flush their crap with buckets them bitches

Posted: Mar 20, 2009 at 1:13 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · audjobb

wait until you eat the food georgie porgie, it's gonna be an oceans eleven on your bum. your gonna be able to have a nice colonic from the shower slash bidet you have in your room too. hope all the five star hotels havn't steered you clear of the real world. i used to like this guy too. now i dont wanna get my hair cut for a year. silly clooney.

Posted: Mar 21, 2009 at 2:01 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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