First Cristina Kinon decamped for TV writer Richard Huff's wings, and now Patrick Huguenin is also taking off for another Daily News wing: features, where he'll be a staff writer. (He also appears to be taking over the "Perfect Ten" column from new New York staffer Chris Rovzar, so send those pitches!) In Huguenin's wake is newcomer Sean Evans, who we hear is quite the ladies man.

In some bizarre "fate of the universe" logic exercise, we're going to assume the slight pay raise he'll receive will somehow make up for the axing of boyfriend Chris Ciompi from the top gig at Genre.