• Sure, it may seem like just another modern dance show. But it’s actually more of a dastardly advertising plan by Steve Jobs. (Tues. 10/10) [Merce Cunningham Dance Company]

• Andrew Sullivan will be at a Barnes and Noble this Thursday. Bring your blogger friends and re-live the Jim Kelly memories. (Thurs. 10/12) [NYM]

• If you have ear plugs strong enough to drown out the screaming tots (or you’re that weird adult who reads children’s books) you should see this. (Fri. 10/13) [NYM]

• Jon Stewart and his boys invite you to a fun-filled night. He might even scream some blabber about a saint giving head or something. (Sun. 10/15) [Ticket Master]