Glenn Beck's Near-Death Experience Is Ratings Gold
Or at least YouTube ratings gold
 

Glenn Beck's monologue on his botched surgery experience leads him down Michael Moore's path, ranting about the American health care system. He doesn't clue us in to what his surgery was for – but, come Monday, might start naming the names who wronged him – but it's hard not to think, with his double-chin agog, perhaps it was a Donda West-kinda surgery. Or did Beck live through the plotline of Awake?

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Comments (8)

No. 1 · Phoenix

Hemrrhoids. Caused by the bug that crawled up his ass and died.

Posted: Jan 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · renton`

Brain surgery that went awry when the doctor couldn't find one.

Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 7:26 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Mr. T

What a pussy and a wimp. I had that surgery myself. It's called 'pain' and you get over it. This guy is like a little girl who had her lollipop taken away from her. What a moron!

Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Debbie

Why don't you say what kind of surgery you had? What is the big secret?

Debbie
Marietta, Ga.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 1:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Michelle

Must have been a lobotomy.

Posted: Jan 19, 2008 at 8:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · scott Rhea

Beck get the sand out of your mangina and get a job with FOX - Bill needs a buddy!

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 10:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Jonathan Bricklin

Dutch cardiologist Pim Van Lommel did a 10-hospital study confirming NDE's that was published in the Lancet medical journal. He's going to speak at the New York Open Center on April 2 http://www.opencenter.org

Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 1:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Anthony - Vancouver BC

Honestly, i think that this guy is the biggest goof i have ever seen in my life, i actually watch him so i could understand the difference between a human being and an idiot!!!

Posted: Oct 4, 2008 at 6:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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