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MSNBC's Not-So-Hot For Ann Coulter / Jossip
MSNBC's Not-So-Hot For Ann Coulter
— Tue, Jun 13, 2006 —

Ann Coulter has been slammed from the right and left, and not in the horse-faced blonde sandwich way. Ever since her Matt Lauer interview on the Today show where she lambasted the wives of 9/11 victims, even Larry King rose from his inaudible soapbox, last night inviting a "Jersey Girl" on his show and replaying a clip from Sept. 12, 2001, where the wife of a WTC worker aired her grief live.

But over on MSNBC, the news anchors debated an issue much more pressing: Coulter's Hot or Not factor. From June 9th's Hardball:

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Do you find her physically attractive, Tucker?

TUCKER CARLSON: I'm not going to answer that, because the answer, I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. That's not the point.


RITA COSBY: Don't ask me that question.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Mike, do you want to weigh in here as an older fellow. Do you find her to be a physically attractive woman?

MIKE BARNICLE: I'm too old to be doing that. I had enough fights in my life.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: OK, Rita, do you find her to be a physically attractive woman?

RITA COSBY: I'll throw it back to you, Chris, do you find her attractive?

CHRIS MATTHEWS: You guys are all afraid to answer. No, I find her????????I wouldn't put her????????well, she doesn't pass the Chris Matthews test.

(View the Today show clip here.)


No. 1
Roberted says:

She could be right on the money though, even if she has no bedside manner. She aaite, I would hit it...

June 13, 2006 2:03 PM
No. 2
Roberted says:

Ok , After review some more pics and her monster sized claws which look like something out of Total recall, I would have to say ummmmmmm no... heeeeell no...

Not with even with Jossip's d*** and Socialliteslife pushing..

June 13, 2006 2:07 PM
No. 3
Alex says:

She was dressed like a tramp... she even looked like a Tramp. By that I mean the dog from "Lady and the Tramp". A disgusting person on the inside and outside. Did you catch the fly stuck to her ugly mug on the Today Show?

June 13, 2006 11:04 PM
No. 4
kellirc says:

Why can't a woman say anything and not be judged on her looks? I have never heard anyone ask that about any male. Oh, but let a woman have a certain point of view, and she is ripped to shreds on every level. It can't just stop at what she says, she has to be physically critiqued. Even other women are doing it. I say, fine if you don't like what she has to say, but get over the physical criticism.

June 13, 2006 11:54 PM
No. 5
mary king says:

You lefty are just upset because your plan of putting victims out to speak and not be questioned is failing.Long live the beautiful Ann Coulter.

June 14, 2006 10:26 AM
No. 6
earnest says:

Find her attractive? I'll answer that question with a nickname: Man Coulter. Some men dress up in drag, some women are just born looking that way.

June 14, 2006 10:33 AM
No. 7
Elena says:

To Mary King,

What questions would you like posed to the 9/11 victims widows and widowers and orphans? I never heard any of them say that they did not invite questions. Did you?

Would you like to reiterate Coulter's stance that they were all "harpies" and probably all heading for divorce court anyway? Those aren't beautiful words, Ms King. Those words were ugly.

June 14, 2006 10:41 AM
No. 8
trblmkr says:

I just walk into my local bookstores and quietly turn all the latest Coulter books cover side down. She only does this shit to sell books, that's where to hit her.

June 14, 2006 11:22 AM
No. 9
Maezeppa says:

I've seen her in person and she looks a whole lot better on TV. I don't want to be mean, since people can't help their looks, but her head is real big for her body, to the point it looks strange. She also has a lot of bruises and blotches. Maybe she wears make-up on TV. It didn't help that she and her date were apparently very, very drunk at the time.

June 14, 2006 12:21 PM
No. 10
Maezeppa says:

I've seen her in person and she looks a whole lot better on TV. I don't want to be mean, since people can't help their looks, but her head is real big for her body, to the point it looks strange. She also has a lot of bruises and blotches. Maybe she wears make-up on TV. It didn't help that she and her date were apparently very, very drunk at the time.

June 14, 2006 12:22 PM
No. 11
Sir_boss says:

Coulter good looking? I call her flat-assed Annie. I wouldn't f*** her with Nixon's dick.

June 14, 2006 12:34 PM
No. 12
Sir_boss says:

Coulter good looking? I call her flat-assed Annie. I wouldn't f*** her with Nixon's dead dick.

June 14, 2006 12:35 PM
No. 13
Sir_boss says:

Coulter good looking? I call her flat-assed Annie. I wouldn't f*** her with Nixon's dead dick.

June 14, 2006 12:42 PM
No. 14
garrito says:

I used to think she was attractive, but then I saw her in a Chicks With Dicks video. ("Tricky Dick Does D.C.") The "girl" is hung like, well, an elephant. At least she has a career to fall back on when her hate rags stop selling.

June 14, 2006 12:44 PM
No. 15
Thomas Whitman says:

To kellirc

I just wanted to let you know that I agree with your comment, but I actually was watching this episode of Hardball last week, and just to clarify, this was all Chris Matthews. In fact after he first presented the question the three guests seemed to be quite stunned. Rita Cosby especially didn't seem to want to entertain the question at all. Don't be too critical of Chris Matthews quests. This discussion was all him just being a sexist pig.

June 14, 2006 12:47 PM
No. 16
ets says:

Do I find Ann Coulter physically attractive?...hmmm...In a meth-whore sort of way...

June 14, 2006 12:47 PM
No. 17
Gino says:

With the exception of making fun of Rush Limbaugh's -Michael Moore's fatness, nobody judges political pundits on their looks. All this talk about Ann Coulter's appearance shows that men (and women) really don't take women seriously.

June 14, 2006 12:58 PM
No. 18
Johnny Damon says:

I bet she wears a strap-on.

June 14, 2006 1:26 PM
No. 19
Barbaro says:

I saw her interview with Matt Lauer. I don't have a lot to do all day, just stand around in my stall waiting for photo ops, watching the tube.

Please, people, don't let her name ever figure on my stud list. I'd rather be euthanized.

June 14, 2006 1:38 PM
No. 20
Beverly Hill says:


There is no way in Heaven or Hell this SCREAMING MEDUSA was born with a vagina!!! She has an Adam's Apple the size of a COCONUT!

In her mid to late 40's (depending which Driver's License you examine), by her own words - dateless, never married and childless.

You do the math!

June 14, 2006 1:41 PM
No. 21
gerry merchant says:

I guess she seems attractive to most men but
when I look into the eyes of Ann Coulter, I see nothing but a cesspool of hate, greed and exploitation.
Nice legs Ann! Too bad you are rotten to the core.

June 14, 2006 1:46 PM
No. 22
Speedo says:

You people who are worried about the media criticism of Coulter's looks might be interested in reading her vicious negative comments about other women. As they say, "what goes around, comes around."

As for me, I think she has a body that only fellow anorexic could love. It beats me why the media has referred to her as a "sex-kitten" of conservatives. If there is any truth in that , conservatives must be hard up for a sex-kitten.

June 14, 2006 1:55 PM
No. 23
satann coulter says:

Satann Coulter - The Real Face of the Republican Party..

Click link to see the creanky skank Coulter exposed .

Spread the link around.

June 14, 2006 1:59 PM
No. 24
Bruce Brown says:

As I once posted to our local paper, Ann Coulter resembles Louis Farrakhan wearing a blond fright wig. Same reptilian sneer.

June 14, 2006 2:42 PM
No. 25
A Hermit says:

"well, she doesn't pass the Chris Matthews test."

You mean she's not even breathing!? Or she doesn't really have a dick after all?

Chris Matthews; what a hunk.../sarcasm

June 14, 2006 2:47 PM
No. 26
Mike in Chicago says:

She was on Hannity and Colmes the other night debating New Jersey Assemblyman Michael Pantner. She looked really bad. The years of "looking good" are now behind her. "Alien Autopsy" came to mind.

June 14, 2006 2:51 PM
No. 27
SCOTT says:

The word on the street is that she was born a male, but got a sex change operation as a teenager. This theory would help to explain:

-why her Adam's apple is unusually large for a woman

-more importantly, why a successful, well-educated, moderately attractive conservative republican woman is unmarried with no kids (she does not have a "womb" and therefore cannot bear children, which may preclude many men from wanting to marry her since she can't bear children).

It would also help to explain her lack of sympathy for grieving widows, as she seems oddly angry towards them (i.e. they had the joy of marriage & perhpas raising kids, while she can't).

June 14, 2006 2:57 PM
No. 28
AJ Lynch says:

Is Chris Matthews even a man?

June 14, 2006 3:58 PM
No. 29
Jack Frost says:

I wouldn't even do her with Rita Cosby's dick.
Well, OK, I'd probably let her blow me, if only to shut her up for a while.

June 14, 2006 4:22 PM
No. 30
Jack Frost says:

I wouldn't even do her with Rita Cosby's dick.
Well, OK, I'd probably let her blow me, if only to shut her up for a while.

June 14, 2006 4:22 PM
No. 31
Jack Tackett says:

Okay if you like beating off to Auschwitz photos.

June 14, 2006 4:27 PM
No. 32
Mel says:

She's what we call a double brown bagger down here in long as the first or second bag stays over her head she'll be just fine.
Let the bag fall off... and ...well...sorry , I ...I...well let's just say I don't believe in those little blue pills.
But I really don't think I could stomach having a meal...hell, not even coffee,with her so she can't spend the night.

She seems like she'd really be into guys like Bush, Rove and Libby cause she could call ALL the shots between the sheets....and I mean ALL.

June 14, 2006 5:32 PM
No. 33
laotzunietzsche says:

I'd like to knock on that pasty white backdoor of hers. But, then again, my standards are absurdly low. I'd probably do Nixon if I was drunk enough, but only "Brokeback style". All these Repubs are angry bottoms, anyway.

June 14, 2006 5:34 PM
No. 34
dave says:

I find the name resemblence uncanny,

Ann Coulter,
Frau Blucher

""Horses whinnying""

June 14, 2006 6:11 PM
No. 35
nikto says:

It wouldn't matter if she looked like Aphrodite, Helen of Troy and Angeline Jolie all wrapped up into one------She is an EVIL piece of crap because she lies, smears and projects HATE and falsehoods on an ongoing, constant basis.


That is what really counts.

June 14, 2006 6:48 PM
No. 36
mookie says:

Of course her looks are important. Were she as truly hideous outwardly as she obviously is inwardly she would have NO FORUM what so ever. She's thin and blond, for a lot of repressed and unsatisfied neanderthals that equates with beauty. Of course the more discerning find it impossible to ignore the obvious evidence of, ah, gender modification surgery.

June 14, 2006 6:56 PM
No. 37
Kiki says:

From the first time I saw her, I have fixated on the size of Ann's Adam's apple, which is chiefly seen in men. ??? I assume that's the reason for the long locks.

June 14, 2006 6:59 PM
No. 38
LC says:

The question of whether Ann Coulter is attractive or not could only really be truthfully answered by another shemale who doesn't have a light switch in his/her bedroom.

June 14, 2006 7:19 PM
No. 39
Ken says:

For all my fellow lefties who are dissing on Coulter's looks, let's next discuss whether Hilary Clinton is a babe. It's tough to be a woman...

June 14, 2006 7:23 PM
No. 40
mookie says:

Ken: decidely not a babe. That's why she gets tarred so easily with the bitch lable. If she was hot, they'd call her stupid.

June 14, 2006 7:51 PM
No. 41
robert browning says:

To garrito or others,

where can I get a copy of "Tricky Dick Does D.C"?

Is Ann Coulter credited in this film?


June 14, 2006 8:11 PM
No. 42
Duncan MacLean, SSG says:

Ann Coulter goodlooking?!?!? The woman has the face of an AIDS-ridden crack whore, the figure of a space alien, the cleavage of a 4 year-old and the soul of a Camel
Spider. I've seen prettier lizards. If she cut down on the Methadrine habit things might improve, but this is unlikely.

June 14, 2006 8:47 PM
No. 43
Sneakerface says:

Hillary Clinton ? Definite hottie, I don't care what anyone says. I actually think Laura Bush is cute too, even though I think her husband should be locked up, the twit !

But horse-face ? You couldn't pay me to get within a mile of her. She is thoroughly disgusting.

June 14, 2006 11:12 PM
No. 44
Wilson says:

I ...just...think I'm gonna barf!

June 15, 2006 12:23 AM
No. 45
seo says:

I think the reason that people dwell on Ann Coulter's sex appeal is that she dresses like...well. Short short skirts, high heels, sleeveless tops, revealing neckline.
My guess is that if a male political commentator showed up on TV bare-chested, wearing rock star (Mick, Tom Jones, etc) skin tight pants showing off his male equipment (or his padding), then people would very vocally discuss 'why is this clown dressing like a male prostitute?'
So I guess for me isn't whether or not I find Ann Coulter sexually attractive. She's famous, I'm not, I don't know her. If I did, I think my disapproval of her politics would outweigh any physical attraction.
On the other hand, I find the question interesting, "why does she dress like a hooker?"
Hillary doesn't do that, either does Libby Dole, or the divine Ms. Dowd of the NYT.
There's absolutely no reason for asking men whether they find Dowd attractive. The answer is written in the dog-like devotion on their mugs.

June 15, 2006 8:25 AM
No. 46
Stevie Wonder says:

I don't know what you guys are talking about. She looks good to me.

June 15, 2006 10:04 AM
No. 47
G.W. says:

--hey, fella you gonna post on this board with your shades on, he he he he.--- G. W

June 15, 2006 10:05 AM
No. 48
Puck says:

I don't know about the specifics of what she says, actually I hate that she's a shill for Bush and his Zionist war-mongers.

But I love her because she makes leftists so angry. You people are so good at giving offense - and so bad at taking it (call out the ADL!!).

Also - like so many red-state guys - I have the hots for her bod. It doesn't matter what you blue-staters think becuase you are mostly woman and the few guys who hang out with you are all gay.

June 15, 2006 10:48 AM
No. 49
Dianne Gillin says:

Anne Coulter is the Paris Hilton of political "journalists"...

June 15, 2006 11:10 AM
No. 50
Braindead Republican says:

She is not a she.
Ann was a dude.

June 15, 2006 11:15 AM
No. 51
mitchell says:

I dunno, I think Ms. Coulter is both pretty and sweet.

June 15, 2006 11:33 AM
No. 52
Kiki says:

I've been thinking about Ann and have come to this conclusion: She has a borderline personality. This is more serious than her large Adam's apple.

June 15, 2006 1:15 PM
No. 53
John Stanton says:

What weenies you lefties one is talking about the points in her book....

How about talking about Hillary's ankles - hot or not?

Susan Estrich's voice - sexy or not?

Ruth Bader Ginsbergs side profile - hot or not....

Grow Up!

June 15, 2006 2:30 PM
No. 54
Shaw Kenawe says:

John Stanton is correct. We should be discussing whether or not Ann Coulter is hot.

We should be discussing whether or not Ann Coulter is a lunatic.

June 15, 2006 5:06 PM
No. 55
Michael says:

Ms. Coulter demonstrates the very real relationship between mind and body. Her inner ugliness takes away from any physical beauty she might be said to possess.

June 16, 2006 9:11 AM
No. 56
Planet Patriot says:

Ann Coulter: Attractive like a horse. . .

. . .but then who's calling names?

The 'woman' calls herself a 'christian', but is not one in any traditional sense. No doubt, Jesus would not recognize her or her supporters as such. Yet, she sure is a 'coulter'. It is defined as the 'wedge' at the front of a plow. Wedge is what she does, and with her uncanny likeness to a 'horse' perhaps she pulls the plow, too. She certainly is effective at stridently sowing the seeds of dissension.

Any honest observer (and I don't mean the likes of Matthews and Carlson) knows that both her views and her methods of expression have proven to serve no public interest. They only monger hate and division. The hope is that the MSM (and I do mean the likes of Matthews and Carlson) will not continue to give her the cynical, self-serving forum she seems to thrive on. But, likely the cynical, self-serving and sympathetic publisher and press will continue to do so as long as it brings in the cynical readers and viewers; and the subsequent self-serving sales and advertising revenues.


June 16, 2006 3:36 PM
No. 57
Mouldred says:

Get real, There isn't a one of you guys who'd throw her out of bed and you all know it.

July 11, 2006 3:16 PM
No. 58
longlostpal says:

I love it -- some guy shaming us for discussing Ann's looks instead of the "points" in her book, telling us to "grow up." Ann brings this all on herself because of what she writes and because of how she presents herself. If a woman (Ann) criticizes others for the way they look, she invites people to look at her with the same critical eye. So she EARNS the criticism she gets for her looks. And her appearance and carriage say "I'm a slut!" The super short cocktail dresses at 7 a.m. on the Today show, heavy make-up, obviously bleached hair...she looked like she stopped off during an early-morning "walk of shame" to do the interview before going home to take a shower and change out of the clothes she wore the night before. And don't miss the cross pendant she wears to complete her look. Rrrrriiiiiigght. Ann, the devout Christian, the chaste beauty, the 46-year-old-never-married virgin!!! Hilarious!

July 25, 2006 11:17 PM
No. 59
paul says:

dude ann coulter's big adam's apple is the reason she is a boy i have seen no girl with a big awsomely big sized adam's apple

November 30, 2006 1:53 PM
No. 60
anncoulter'sass says:

"Beauty is just a light switch away."

November 30, 2006 5:38 PM
No. 61
noname says:

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April 1, 2007 11:02 PM

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